John Carlson has this creepy guy staring at him from the glasses place across the street while he’s supposed to write his bio. Said man has a moustache, bushy hair, and a phone up to his ear, but his lips haven’t moved. I’m just saying, it’s weird, right? I don’t ever find myself staring at people while pretending to talk on the the phone…oh…wait…I just realized there could be a reflection on the glass, he probably can’t even see me. Also he could be on hold, now I feel bad, I’m such a jerk.
I try to see all sides of things and my moustache-ist leanings got the better of me. If you can forgive me, I’ve worked in the film and television industry for 13 years, I have some really good ideas, some really creative friends, and I really want to work with you.